I'm sure everyone knows the basics by now; 20 things to 20 different people that you'll never say; this one is updated and has more thought than my last.

1. I literally want to smack you in the face. I hate that you're in one of my classes; I hate your fucking guts. You are a slut and a two-faced whore and I'd love it if you fell off the face of the planet. I do not feel sorry for you. You disgust me.

2. You're one of my best friends in the whole world. I'd take chilling in your basement, veggining out over almost anything. Some of your friends are a little weird though; guess that's just something I have to deal with.

3. I used to hate, hate, hatttte the fact that you were a better writer than me. But I'm matured up a lot and got over it, besides, I know my forte is editing, anyways. You're pretty cool and I think we can become pretty good friends.

4. Things are never going to be the same betwee us; that I've realized. But maybe with a little work from both parties, we can begin to patch things up. Besides, our inside jokes were the fucking best.

5. Dude, there's no fucking stopping us. I love watching late night shows over the summer (at freakin' 5 a.m. with work the next day!) and certain movies for the 73rd time. Things never get old, nor do I ever hope they will be. I know we're going to that conert one day; it's fucking happening dude! I DREAMT about itttt! You're one of the besties and I hope that never changes.

6. You're one of the most balanced people I've ever met. I hope you become a psychologist so you can help people with their problems; you've always helped me with mine. Eating massive amounts of goldfish with you and watching scary-ass movies (MISERY?! DO YOU REMEMBER THATTTTTT?!) are some of my fonest memories. I appreciare everything you've done for me. :]

7. Dude, everyone likes you, but I cannot STAND you. You're not as cool as you or anyone else thinks; knock it the fuck off. You think the fact that you stand opposite the mass of society ona few issues makes you some kind of awesome saint? Hell no.

8. Dude, I don't like you much either. You're annoying and loud(er than me) and say random things that you and everyone else things is funny. NEWS FLASSSSH: It's not.

9. Dude, your writing sucks fucking ass. I want to hit you in the goddamn teeth. Stop reading it in circleshare. PLEASE.

10. SAME GOES FOR YOU, LMJ. Goddamn, grow a couple and some talent. Please.

11. Stop saying all my friends are hot; I know they are but the lack of compliments my way make me feel so fucking bad. Cut it out, because you're a cool person.

12. You're so freakin' awesome. I'd hang out with you all the time if it was possible. I really want to meet your boyfriend and tell him to take good care of you in life, because you deserve only the best. Keep being amazing, girlie. :]

13. You're so funny and so much fun to be with but you're so intense I can only have small doses of you. Tone it down a bit and don't let yourself be used. Please see through his shit. You're one of the best people I've ever met; I hope you get where you're going in life.

14. You're a lot of fun but I kind of really think you're gay. I'll just wait around until you realize it.

15. I KNOW you're gay. I KNOW ITTT. Oh, and saying 'no homo' after everything does, in no way, negate it's gayness. I really hate that trend. All you preppy boys just wantg to fufill all your gay fantasies and this is the perfect loophole, huh?

16. I big time hate you. You're rude, mean, and think you're way smarter than you are. I'm trying to get you fired. I think you will be.

17. Stop dressing like you do. Everyone knows you just want attention. It's pathetic.

18. I wish we were still freinds. The occassional 'hi' in the halls doesn't cut it like it used to. We used to hang out every sunday and play board games with your parentals. I miss that big time. :[

19. Hahahahahahahhaahahahahaaaaaaa, seriously though? You're annoying and I kind of want to kick you in the teeth.

20. I saved you for last, you son of a bitch. You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE who doesn't deserve any friends or pity from anyone EVER. You're pathetic and need to get over your immature and irresponsible self. Stop fucking ignoring me and GET OVER IT. I didn't do anything; it was YOUR FUCKING FAULT. You screwed everything up. I want to punch you in the goddammed teeth.

But I'll still be here when you realize your mistake and apologize.